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  • Psychic: As consort to the spirit world, I now commence this seance. Ploobus, plectrum, spaghetti, granola. I now summon the unliving! [ground shakes, thunders are heard, the crystal ball shines; ghost comes out of the crystal ball]
  • Ghost: Why have you disturbed me?
  • Psychic: Because, you keep forgetting to replace the roll! [shows empty toilet paper roll] As roommates, we all have to do our part.
  • Ghost: I know, but it wasn't me this time. 'Twas Gale who left things... unreplenished.
  • Psychic: Gale?
  • Gale: Sorry.
  • Psychic: [screams]
  • Tony: [laughs] How cheesy. Who would ever be frightened by that?
  • Millie: [giggles]
  • Tony: [meditates] Hey! flowers for brains, you mind?
  • Millie: Sorry, Tony. I just never seen a seance before.
  • Tony: Well, try to contain yourself. if you want me to take care of your chihuahua Carlito.
  • Millie: (Walks up walking her dog) You remember Carlito. ( close up of Carlito)
  • Rosemary: I don't think Carlito is alive.
  • Millie: Oh, silly Rosemary. Carlito is one of my pets, See?, All you do is with him, clean him and feed him.
  • Jorge: don't worry, Millie, You can count on us.
  • Millie: Thanks guys, However, make sure you take good care of Carlito. Otherwise he'll died. Well, see you.
  • Tony: Jorge remember what Millie said.
  • Jorge: Uh, How many bones can one chihuahua eat?
  • Tony: that's easy, 20, how the heck do i know? [pulls out file cabinet from his brain] Let's see... 2... 2... 2... 23, 25, 27, 29. Huh, guess I don't know how to do math. [puts file cabinet back in his brain] But I can certainly learn! Help me out, Jorge.
  • Jorge: the answer is 12.
  • Tony: [gasps] [runs to Gabi's room] Gabi! Why don't we give bones to that whimpering shaking chihuahua?
  • Gabi: Because we never did. i promise Millie i can keep him safe for the weekend,but if we kill him who knows what she'll do to me.
  • Tony: Ooh can i hold him.[Scene changes to Rosemary outside her house giggles, Tony and Gabi walk to the room turning off the lights]
  • Rosemary: What? oh Come on, Gabi! If we can't play anything, why are we here?
  • Gabi: Ahh, simple, my friend. Tonight, we shall make contact with the unliving! [thunder roars] By performing... a seance! [thunder roars]
  • Tony: Then can we take a nap?
  • Gabi: No.
  • Tony: [screams] [thunder roars][Scene changes to Jorge, Rosemary and Tony meditating; Gabi puts a skull with a candle on it on a table]
  • Gabi: As consort to the spirit world, I know commence this seance! I shall invoke the specter of Carlito by reading from The Sacred Text. Carlito are you with us please give us a sign. I now summon the spirit of Carlito! [silence] fine have it your way[clear throat,chanting in Spanish] cadáveres enterrados en el barro que es negro de la muerte Quiero que vuelvas [Thunder is heard, skulls laughing scaring them, turns red and shows a spirit of Carlito]
  • Tony: [gasps] Carlito you're alive!
  • Gabi: [laughs nervously] Uh, if Millie finds out Carlito was a ghost that means we're so dead?
  • Millie: [screams] what have you done to my Carlito.
  • Tony: Millie so you're not mad at us for killing your dog.[smiles sadly]
  • Millie: you turn my adorable little chihuahua into a cute ghostly perro.
  • Rosemary: Oh right. Carlito's a ghost. Hmm... how about you just show him how to perform a dance?
  • Carlito: [barks] [signals, the gang follows Carlito inside Gabi's room as Carlito floated through the door]
  • Tony: Whoa! Gee, Carlito. What a dance you have.now if you're excuse me i have to visit my aunt who is a ghost.
  • Jorge: my uncle said don't make your baby sister cry.[Rosemary and Gabi giggle]
  • Millie: [sarcastically] Yeah Jorge, we remember.

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